Friday, December 30, 2011

the 2011 discovery list

1 more day to 2012 and i am actually looking forward to it!
was 2011 better or worse than last year?
i don't know... i think on an average it was better.

but i did discover these...

*Singaporeans are not SHY about anything, they just don't Share.

*Foreign Talents are not necessarily Talented.

*No one has enough Money, especially the Rich.

*Standard of Living has Gone Up but Incomes has Done Down.

*Competition is Good. Even in Politics.

*There's an Excuse for Everything.

*Social Media is kinda Biased.

*Everyone has a Use for You. You just need to learn not to be Used.

*Not everyone likes where they are. Literally.

and the Kids today are our Future tomorrow. Scary.

what did u discover in 2011?


Wednesday, December 28, 2011

whatever

the last 11 months have been flashing pass me recently.
maybe its because we are at the end of another year.
but do you realize the older you get the faster everything goes?!

wasn't it like just yesterday u were in school?
then it was the first party?
no more sneaking in & out of the house.
now we can do just about anything cos we're OLD enough...

OLD enough.
that sounds Sad and Scary at the same time.
whatever happened to Growing Up Gracefully?
taking your time.
where did my 20s go?!
someone said once u did 21, Life is gonna Run by u.
wait.
am i having a Mid Life Crisis?
i'm only 42. too young for MLC!

what's next?
heat flash? am i gonna put on weight? hair lost?

i already started losing hair years ago...
ahhh whatever.

i am looking forward to my Peak.
and so should U.

don't let the bitches run your life.
its your race.
run it the way u want.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Jokes 2011

there has been a number of Jokes in 2011.
apparently with the world's economy going down in 2012,
i say why not.

one of my favorite is Kim Kardashian's wedding, marriage and divorce.
and that only took 3months of 2011.
i actually enjoy watching ''Keeping Up With The Kardashians''.
its the most staged, planted, surreal Reality TV ever.
it beats SURVIVOR.
but the whole ''Kim & Kris'' really takes the ( wedding ) cake!

and with a name like KARDASHIANS,
they do sound like a race of their own...

then on closer shores... its our SMRT.
Seriously... MRT?
we all understand a breakdown.
but 4 within 48hrs is a bit Dramatic.
and when reasons started flying that's when it became really funny.
''Possibly due to increased Population, the Tracks could have been overworked...''
since when did Singapore increase in Population?
last i checked, people were still too busy trying to get into the train
to rush home to make babies...
just because we have more PRC PRs doesn't mean the Singaporean Population has increased.

finally on the Social Media...
Jon Bon Jovi death hoax.

Mm... Jon who?


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

DECDECDEC2011

DECEMBER DECEMBER DECEMBER!

its finally! or more like " OMG! its December already!!!"!
whicheverway u say it... its December 2011.

and i am finally learning how to embrace it.
gone are the last 11 months where i sat on my sofa waiting to be excited.
enough of not knowing what i will do for the year.
no more of let's see what's next.

in December its all about making plans.
plans for 2012. plans for January and onwards.
basically, i don't have much time let.

got to go now... just bought a new planner.
need to start filling it up.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

bitch about it

the longer i do this i more i feel like its stupid.

ever feel like that Fashion is really not for everybody?
its a matter of taste. and its usually not yours.
you know you can't please everyone.
and you will be judged.
whether you like it or not.

so what do u do?

i usually bitch about it.

Monday, November 7, 2011

i reject...

i reject bad news and wet socks.
i reject sickness.
i reject laziness and cold meals.
i reject poverty.
i reject disappointments and lousy presents.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Miss Milan

from Paris to Milan...
it was the worst place to be after Paris,
after anywhere if you ask me.

no one. and i mean NO ONE tells you that Milan is really
the JB of Paris.
the streets are grey.
the buildings are grey.
the people. GREY.
and the style. really really GREY.

How did Milan become the Fashion capital of the World?
Answer : its really close to Paris.

you don't have to take my word for it,
but u aren't Missing Much if u Miss Milan.

Next stop!

Monday, October 10, 2011

Welcome to PARIS!

so i'm back after 30 days.
and like i said before, 30 days, 3 countries, 1 currency,
it's all begins with Paris.

arriving in Paris was surreal.
even at the airport it was hard to believe that after
a 13 hour flight that i was finally there.

just waiting to take the train to town from the airport
felt more like i was in London then Paris.
its was cold, windy and cloudy.
seemed like Paris was almost done with summer.

40 minutes later i stepped out onto the streets of Monmartre.
like any typical lost tourist, i decided to ask a shopkeeper
for directions to my accommodation.
my 1st interaction with a Parisian!
his answer,'' i'm busy opening my store. this is not a information center.''
my reaction,''OUCH!''.
in my head i was saying ''WELCOME TO PARIS!''.

an hour later i was in the studio apartment enjoying the view of Monmartre.
lush green. coffee brewing in every corner. fresh croissant and nutella.

Paris started looking better already.

with the visit to the Eiffel Tower that stood majestically tall,
i started to understand the French's passion for Life & Perfection.
Time literally stands still for you to embrace Art & Live at the LOURVE.

of course there was Champ Elysees, the Fashion Street,
the famous Notre Dame Cathedral, the hip & happening Marai district,
Moulin Rouge and a million more attractions!
but it was everything else too.
talented musicians on the street basking.
giant bowls of hot chocolate with jam & bread breakfast.
varieties of fresh colorful fruits & vegetables at street corners.
parks & gardens filled with parents and kids just playing.
locals sipping wine in the afternoon sun.
and coffee costing less than bottled water.

yes. there are some ugliness too.
pee smell in the Metro Stations.
graffiti on almost every wall of every building.
& people trying to con you for a euro on the street,
300 in my case.

still, Paris is all this and maybe a little bit more.

the little bit that only you will experience,
wanting more.










Saturday, August 27, 2011

TV or not.

its saturday. election day. voted.

but its also been raining the entire day.
did duck rice lunch which really wasn't good
but the queue was longer than the one at the voting station.
still don't get it.

was suppose to go to the SSO's outdoor performance,
but its raining, remember.
so no performance. no picnic. no other plans.

so... all that's left is TV!
but what happens when u have to share.
i'm great when it comes to sharing.
i'd share food with people, an umbrella with a stranger,
a pimple with a friend if it'll help them pass the day...
but TV? how do u share TV?

who picks what to watch?
who holds the remote?
who decides what to watch next?
seriously? how does it work?

i don't know. still.

so i decided that when u have to share TV,
u pick who u wanna share it with.

if its a friend, u TELL them what u want.
if its family, u be nice and let them pick.
but if its love, then u let him or her decide.
cos when its love, it makes sense to give up and give in.

TV or not.





Friday, August 26, 2011

NO to SEX

its funny when all i wanna do is WORK
but all i get is REST.

the entire August so far has been work free...
so what do i do?
i watch TV.
seriously.
ask anybody i know and they will SWEAR on their lives that
there's NO WAY getting me to focus on ANYTHING when the TV is on.

i won't bother with in coming calls on my phone.
i can skip meals and keep the microwave running.
i will lie to friends just to spend alone time with the TV.
i have said NO to SEX to just watch TV.

nothing comes between me and my TV.

that's what i do when i'm free...

U?



Saturday, August 20, 2011

''U look like an Idiot talking to me in English'' smile.

lately there's been much news about what's News,
and i for one am very appalled.

with the coming Presidential Election coming up
all 4 Elect get time with and in the Press.
but it rather seems like the wind is blowing in a certain direction...
if the Press favored is not careful, well, hair will be blown...
if u know what i mean.

last week was also the Nation's 46th Birthday.
there was so much so about the country's roots and history
on almost all the channels that i decided to skip TV for a week.
there really isn't much i don't know about Singapore by now.
one can only take so much history lesson at a time.
and let's not forget the GaGa inspired Fun Pack song for NDP.

the icing on the cake was watching people speak on TV.

a local family was interviewed by the News team for the NDP...
it was sad that they were the BEST the team could find to interview.
u can read this how ever u want but let me just say... they talked sh!t.

the Presidential Elect's 1st TV telecast speeches?
i thought i watching an audition reel for The NOOSE.

and a Western Twang English speaking dude
is needed for Game Shows for locals to understand Game Shows?!

no wonder the PRCs working in singapore are confused.
with some many different races & different 'kind' of english spoken here,
they clearly see no need to learn, pick up or understand the language.
with their ever so ''U look like an Idiot talking to me in English'' smile.
but then again, NOT all PRCs are like that.
i have PRCs friends too.
only the ones who work at KOU FU Food Court next to Commonwealth MRT.

trust me... i know.
now i just point.

and people ask ME where i'm from?









Tuesday, August 16, 2011

happening august


only mid august and so much happening already?!?!!

i know i kinda dropped off the radar the past few weeks
but its was only to take a breather.

you see, a lot was happening with me, for me and around me.

1st, my EURO 2011 didn't almost happen.
ok. fine. its still happening. BUT it almost didn't.
all the fun i thought i'd have planning the logistics and etc
wasn't fun at all!
i was losing whatever hair i had left on that patch on my head.

then, my mom's health got attacked.
shall not go into details but FYI, she's been in the hospital
for almost 2 weeks but she's doing really really well!
Praise the Lord!
but it wasn't fun bumping into people who recognized me from TV,
wondering why i dress the way i do, hanging around in NUH.

and i decided during my dental appointment to remove the
2 lower remaining wisdom tooth at one GO!
the specialist thought i was crazy and should do it after my birthday,
which was that coming weekend.
i said No and we went thru it.
actually, i went thru it.
and it was... OMG!!!
what was i thinking?!!
2 at the SAME time!!!

fact: it hurt like SHIIIIIIIIIT!

i'm not a sucker for pain but i just wanted EVERYTHING
done before Euro 2011.

then i think i OD on painkillers.
kept taking them every six hours and when i woke up
the next day, i couldn't walk straight.

been 5 days since i'm recovering well... finally.

then i heard about the PRC Family & Curry thingy.
seriously. it isn't funny People, Really. Curry?

and now we all have a COOK CURRY date on the 21st?

this 21st?
sunday?
cook?!

but i'm busy... going Little India with my Chinese friends for dinner.
i'm very happening One.


Wednesday, July 27, 2011

so much more.

there's more to life then...

being 1st.
horrible bosses.
instant diets.
bad breakups.
inflation.
friday nites.
being late.
an empty wallet.
eating vegetables.
losing.
botox and fillers.
14 days leave.
higher education.
fake friends.
shoes.

i'm sure there's more. definitely so much more.

Friday, July 22, 2011

PEOPLE

don't u HATE it when it seems like PEOPLE are in charge of your life?!

i hate it when PEOPLE take their time to reply or response.

i hate it when PEOPLE feel you are responsible for them.

i hate it when PEOPLE think they know better.

i hate it when PEOPLE are late to meet.

i hate it when PEOPLE live like you owe them the world.

i hate it when PEOPLE decide what's best for me

i hate it when PEOPLE decide what's bad for me.

maybe i'm really not that much of a PEOPLE person...

Monday, July 18, 2011

travelling alone.


its no secret that i'm in the midst of planning my
Most Extensive Trip Ever: EURO 2011!
30 days. 3 Countries. 1 Currency.

starting with Paris to Milan, Verona, Venice, Bologna,
Cinque Terre, Florence, Naples, Palermo, Rome
to Athens & Santorini.

i know it sounds pretty ambitious but that's the kind of guy i am...
ambitious.

the idea of taking a month's break was really random.
it was done and decided with flights booked within 48hrs.

SIN-PARIS
ATHENS-SIN

then came where to "GO?"
that was made slightly easy with the help of 7 Euro Guide Books.
and Wikitravel.
& my travel buddy.

u see, i am not travelling alone.
which means my travel buddy is actually doing ALL the work
while i do all the WINNING.
i'm not talking about the good WINE.

so while he suggests where to go,
i say THERE? REALLY?!??!

when he recommends where to stay,
i ask GOT AIRCON?!

while he researches on cities,
i search for malls with H&M.

as he checks, plans and confirms EURO,
i blog about him checking, planning & confirming EURO.

i leave on the 7th. September.
hopefully he hasn't cancelled his ticket.
yet.




Monday, July 11, 2011

...tough

life can be tough sometimes.

like, its tough when no one seems to understand u.
when u are wide awake at 3.15 in the morning.

tough when half your salary goes to rent.

when u have an ulcer.
when all your friends seem to be gettin married at the same time.

when u are alone on the dancefloor.

when u only have $2 in your wallet
and $19 left in your bank.

when u see ex-lovers moving on.
when u spot another pimple.

when the doors close on your face.

when u are bored with chicken rice, books and cartoons.

when u fall sick on your holiday.
when babies cry at 3.16 in the morning.

when u are the only one trying.

its tough.
but its great when u realize the best of your life is yet to come.


Wednesday, June 29, 2011

...the next 6 months?

the first half of 2011 really flew by in a blink.
in the last 6 months...

i had my wisdom tooth extracted and braces put in.
judged a TV Pageant and now i can't leave my house in shorts & tees.
got my 1st birthday present, 2 months early.
traveled the 4 corners of Singapore's Malls in my CROCS.
had my first cup of Nespresso.
met some of Hollywood's A-Listers.
booked my 30 days Euro trip in 24hrs.
worked with the best of Asian Talents.
criticized Zhang ZiYi for her outfit and stumped Director Yong Mun Chee with my question.

so what am i gonna do for the next 6 months?

Monday, June 27, 2011

Who's Hot... Who's Not.

i don't read much. frankly.
so it takes a lot of effort on my part to walk into a bookstore
without first knowing where the nearest Exits are.

but just about every once in a while
i will pick up a magazine just to flip thru the contents of its pages.
to see What's In. What's New. Who's Hot... Who's Not. Etc.

Local Fashion Magazines are the #1 read magazine in Singapore.
all Local & Foreign Models would rip off the arms or legs of another model to shoot with these magazines only because the results are world class.
no kidding.

its the same with Local Actors.
for just a few hours with a top Fashion Photog,
they live their moments as Top Models.
cos once the photo shoot is done,
they do go back to their 16hrs a day shoots as an actor
and eat from their packed lunches.
no special orders pls. its too troublesome for the PAs.

so why am i surprised to find an entire shelve of badly shot covers,
poorly written interviews and ''cut & paste'' layouts?!

with many new magazines hitting the racks,
almost all magazines are going thru a Face Lift every quarter.

from interns getting coffee on their 1st day at work,
to now being editors of the Online edition .
from Top Models & Celebs appearing in these Mags,
there are now Aunties in bikini doing a 6 page Fashion Spread.

from Hot Fashion Trend reports to now,
Recycled Trend report from another Magazine.

some even use STOCK IMAGES as Covers.
SERIOUSLY?!!?!?!?!!

this is not a joke.
its happening.

what am i gonna do when i start a serious reading habit?!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Tom says...

for the many of u who don't have TWITTER or follow mine @
u have missed out on one of the best Press Conferences ever.

during the recent Screen Singapore Festival
the Talented TOM HANKS was in town to promote his new movie,
LARRY CROWNE, which he directed & acted in together with
another Hollywood Icon, Miss Julia Roberts.

i had the pleasure and honor of sitting in at that Press Conference.

since i didn't wanna look like i was out of place with all the other
local, regional & international Press, i decided to Tweet the press meet.

enjoy.

(remember to read from the bottom up)



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