Fact:
We are lazy. 
Just too embarrass to admit it.
Fact:
Men are always horny. 
They just lie about it.
Fact:
We make mistakes. 
Unfortunately we just keep repeating them.
Fact:
Life is not short. 
It's how you live it.
Fact:
Botox doesn't hurt. 
You'll just be addicted to it.
Fact:
You can't choose who you'll fall in love with.
You can choose who you wanna sleep with.
Fact:
People will never stop you from being stupid.
Friends will join you in being stupid.
 
 

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