38''

what happens when you are not the right size?

i had a challenge thrown to me recently,
to dress a Host for a new show.
seriously how tough can it be, right?

TOUGH!
when the Host is waist 38'' and wears XL.

did you know that many brands & boutiques are not
interested in sponsoring fat tv people
or dressing tv people that will make the outfits look fat.

you see, the TV does add pounds on you.
so to start with,
you have to be kinda skinny or slim if you wanna be on TV.

Mm... look at...
Patricia Mok, not Fann Wong,
Jeanette Aw, not Irene Ang,
Denise Keller, not Moses Lim.
they are all stick skinny!
and if you are really fat, then you can only do comedy.
everything that comes out of your mouth would sound funny!
don't believe me, try this.
ask almost any fat person to read the dictionary,
you'd think they're reading the BRIDGET JONES DIARY!

so think before you start piling on the pounds if you're going to be on TV...

moral of this story is,
i don't do size 38''.