EXPRESS YOURSELF

my friends say i'm always complaining about something,

& frankly if you were to spend an entire day with me,

you'd agree too.

but i never see it as much as complaining as as much as expressing myself.

( i'm also very good in confusing )

so today i'm gonna express myself,

but without touching myself all over, AKA Madonna.

i don't get it when cashiers at TOPMAN don't know how much

''Media Discount'' is.

they tell me to call their Office to find out!

i don't understand why Taxis with NOT FOR HIRED signs only stop to pickup PRC female passenger.

Racist or Sexist?

i don't know why it takes FOREVER to collect my orders at McDonald's.

they make me pay then tell me, ''pls wait 3mins for Fries''.

i don't know how Customer Service Officers who don't understand English be hired.

i asked to purchase 2 more tickets.

his reply, "Tomorrow ticket?''.

i don't know what to say when Expats ask me if i am originally from Singapore?

i AM. i just speak better!

Ahh... its good to let things out, at least once in a while.

i do it all the time and you should too.

so go on... EXPRESS YOURSELF.

just be careful where u touch yourself.