NO to SEX

its funny when all i wanna do is WORK

but all i get is REST.

the entire August so far has been work free...

so what do i do?

i watch TV.

seriously.

ask anybody i know and they will SWEAR on their lives that

there's NO WAY getting me to focus on ANYTHING when the TV is on.

i won't bother with in coming calls on my phone.

i can skip meals and keep the microwave running.

i will lie to friends just to spend alone time with the TV.

i have said NO to SEX to just watch TV.

nothing comes between me and my TV.

that's what i do when i'm free...

U?